Dating

Bad Pick-up Lines
Ever wished you had a few really snappy pick-up lines when you were at a party? Well forget it, they almost never work, and chances are you might just offend the person you wanted to talk to. Then again, why should frat boys have all the fun? It sure beats staring at your root beer wishing to talk to the person.

Love Games
A few fantasy scenarios to act out with your partner. You know, like "You are the author of a great humor site, but you can't spell worth a hoot. Your editor hates your guts." No! I mean, "she is unable to experience joviality due to a terrible editing accident. However, she promises to give herself to the first man who makes her genuinely laugh." No wait, they are better than that!

Get Rid of a One Night Stand
OK the Pick-up line you chose worked really well. Too well dammit, because your judgment was way off and it looks like that proto-human you dragged home might be smitten. These lines can help you clear out the one night stand before they start moving in their furniture.

Insult-a-Matic
Sometimes you need a line to slam some uppity jerk, but of course you can never find one when you need it. Now you have an entire list right at your fingertips.

Trivia & Other Fun Stuff

Random Acts of Trivia
If you like trivia, you are going to love Random Acts of Trivia. From wacky government laws to the strange world of nature, this trivia is served up in a unique style with commentary by Wally.

On-Line Geek Checker
Do you think of yourself as a geek? It is not a bad thing, really. here are a few sure signs to check to see if you are a computer geek.

Time Wasting Calculator
How unproductive are you and what does it cost the company where you work? Check out Planet Wally's helpful little calculator to show you what you cost the company!

One-Liner Comedy Diner
Laugh away as Planet Wally serves you some of the best one-liners we have found.

Man Bash!
Need a joke to put a man in his place? We have a page full of them!

Truly Trashy Jokes
As the name implies, these jokes are not politically correct and designed to offend. They are without merit or redemtion, but they are pretty funny.

Bad Lawyer Jokes
Ah, lawyers, the profession we love to hate. This is is a collection of the best jokes I have ever heard Some of them were told to me in court by my own lawyer, so at $200.00 an hour, you know they must be funny.

Office Pranks
Mostly harmless pranks you can pull on your coworkers.

Great Quotes
A collection of great quotes from people such as Dave Barry, Hunter S. Thompson, Albert Einstein and many more. This is as educational as it is fun.

Consumption
A collection of great quotes on the subjects of drinking, eating and well, others.