When changing the office water cooler bottle, fill the bottle with blue food coloring until it has that nice blue look and feel. Shake the bottle to agitate.
When finished, place a sign on the bottle that reads, "GLASS CLEANER." The water is still drinkable.[%%BREAK%%] [%%BREAK%%]Buy a box of donuts on Friday. Leave them out so they dry out completely. Then Monday, leave the doughnuts near the coffee maker so everyone will see them. People will pick them up, bite into the doughnut and discover it is stale and rock hard.
[%%BREAK%%]Switch the decaffeinated coffee with the caffeinated coffee. If they come in a can, pour the coffee out in a clean trash bag to hold the contents while you make the switch.
[%%BREAK%%]Type in big bold print in the exact center of the page, "SERVICE COPIER SOON." Then photocopy 20 and place them randomly in the photocopier paper tray.
The same trick can be performed with an office printer or FAX machine as well.
[%%BREAK%%]If your company has an office intercom system and you can disguise your voice, page your manager to different parts of the building. This works very well in large retail stores.
[%%BREAK%%]Send out a message to your company wide e-mail announcing a new virus threat. Make it a great sounding name like the "YAHOO.EXE VIRUS" which causes your computer to reformat the hard drive if the virus is downloaded on your computer. Wait a day and then send out a message with a file called "YAHOO.EXE" attached to your e-mail message. It works even better if you can get a friend outside the company to send the message.
[%%BREAK%%]If your company has a newsletter with a classified ad section, post bogus ads offering items at ridiculously inflated prices such as computer like the Macintosh Plus available for $2000.00.
[%%BREAK%%]Place a note on your victim's desk regarding a bogus project that reads, "I need those SDK numbers ASAP!" Then watch the hapless soul wander around trying to figure out who wrote the note.
[%%BREAK%%]Many companies have their hold music tuned to a radio station and that radio is located next to the PBX box that controls the telephones. Change the station to a college music or similarly strange station.
[%%BREAK%%]Take a box of ink pens from the office supply room and remove all of the ink cartridges and put the box back.
[%%BREAK%%]When changing the office water cooler bottle, place some clean floating toys to the water. Pour some of the water from the bottle out into a plastic bag to make more room. Then watch people react when they see a small rubber duck bouncing around inside the bottle.
[%%BREAK%%]Go to a magazine store and buy the weirdest magazines you can find, then stick them in your coworkers mailboxes. If you get a really big reaction, subscribe that person to that particular magazine.
[%%BREAK%%]Bring in snacks like cookies, crackers, something that comes in a box. Carefully open the contents with a box knife and pull out the plastic bag insert and empty the contents. Next, fill up the box with shredded paper and a few items that might give it some weight like old CD's or floppy disks.
Carefully reseal the box with glue and place it in the break room. Check to see how long it takes a coworker to be tempted into opening the box.
[%%BREAK%%]Have your friends call your receptionist and ask for a non existent employee such as John Tuttle or Allen Smythee.
[%%BREAK%%]One good way to end a conversation with someone you do not want to talk to in the first place is to hang up on them in mid-sentence by pressing the button on the phone carriage so there is no sound of the receiver hanging up. If they call back ask them why they hung up.
[%%BREAK%%]Paint a thin application of rubber cement on a railing leading down a flight of stairs.
[%%BREAK%%]If you pay to park your car at a lot or anyplace you have to stick money in a slot, try this sometime. Buy some Hell Money (you can get it from Archie McPhee) and place it in the slot along with your actual payment. Be sure to use real money to actually pay!
This way you can bring a little humor into the lives of people that mostly get grief because people hate to pay to park.
[%%BREAK%%]Take the round circles from a hole punch and dump them into someone's umbrella. When they open the umbrella they get a shower of confetti.
[%%BREAK%%]Super Glue all the items on the desk of a coworker to the desk. If short on time, glue the mouse to the mousepad.
[%%BREAK%%]Remove the mouse balls from all of the computers in the office.
[%%BREAK%%]Vaseline the toilet seats in all the restrooms. Make sure you do you business at home before you go in. You don't want you little prank to backfire on you. As a back-up grease you can also use little tabs of butter.
[%%BREAK%%]Capture an image of someone's desktop as a .bmp or a similar file, then setting the computer's wallpaper to that file and delete all of the icons from the desktop. It works on a Mac or Windows.
[%%BREAK%%]Disconnect the keyboard from the computer, but only slightly. It will take people a very long time to figure out this prank and they will think the cable came loose.
[%%BREAK%%]If your coworker has a Macintosh, grab a game from their Applications folder and copy it to their System Folder. Rename the Finder, "Old Finder" and rename the game, "Finder" then shut down the computer. When they start up the machine it will go directly to the game and nothing else. If they try to restart the computer, it will restart into the game once again.
Be sure to have the System CD available so they can reboot and fix your little prank.
[%%BREAK%%]A fun prank to pull on someone that parked in the handicap spot or is deserving of a hot foot is to let most, but not all of the air out of their tires. Take them down to 10 psi or so. This gives them enough air to drive to the gas station, but still becomes a major headache.
[%%BREAK%%]Call up someone and pretend to work for Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream using your best radio DJ voice and say,
"Hi, I'm calling from Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream and if you can name 31 ice cream flavors in the next 31 seconds, we will pay you $31.00! Are you ready? ... Go!
[wait a few seconds]
Oh I am sorry, you are out of time!"
Then hang up the phone.
Chances are your caller will sputter and desperately try to name one or even two flavors.
Remember, many people have caller ID and have last number recall, so if you want to be anonymous, remember to block the call before you dial.
[%%BREAK%%]This one could get you in hot water:
Create a flyer for a sex offender and scan a photo of a coworker and place it on the flyer. Distribute the flyer around the company or neighborhood. Always a fun caption is,
Place plastic bugs into the desk of a co worker. Usually the shape of the bugs is enough to scare people.
[%%BREAK%%]If you work in a restaurant, this is a great prank to pull on a new busboy. You wait until they are in the kitchen and you hand them a big box of potatoes and tell them, "look, the bar is out of potatoes for potato daiquiris. Take these up there right away."
If you can get the bartenders in on the joke, you can have them send the potatoes back to be peeled for potato daiquiris or send the poor hapless busboy back to the kitchen for something else just as ridiculous.
[%%BREAK%%]Roll up a piece of clear plastic tape with the sticky side out. Place the tape in the earpiece of the phone handset.
[%%BREAK%%]Place Saran wrap or clear plastic wrap over the toilet bowl underneath the seat.
[%%BREAK%%]Lightly unplug the phone cord from the handset. Just push in the little plastic clip and pull it out just so it doesn't click in place.
When the phone rings, the phone cord will become unattached when the victim picks up the phone.
[%%BREAK%%]Place clear plastic tape over the mouthpiece of the phone. The person can still hear you talk, but it becomes harder to understand the person when they talk.
[%%BREAK%%]Is your company about to ask you to "seek other opportunities" (fire you)? This prank is for those that are not worried about their future in the company, or a good recommendation.
Buy some fish and place it in a tray. You can even drop in a trout with scales and everything. Hide the fish behind a drawer or behind a ceiling tile. In a few days the smell will be unbelievable.
It also a great prank for a soon-to-be former love interest.
[%%BREAK%%]Daisy chain the paper clips of an office mate.
[%%BREAK%%]Place Vaseline on the ear piece of a telephone receiver.
[%%BREAK%%]Super glue a quarter to the floor near the vending machines. Watch as people attempt to dislodge the quarter.
See how cheap your coworkers are and attach a nickel and a dime as well.
[%%BREAK%%]Here is a prank for the pharmacists of the world.
Smear Theravite (a sticky, smelly, brown goo that smells like vitamins) all over the underside of your victims chair or work area. All they will smell is the strong odor of vitamins all day long.
[%%BREAK%%]If you work in an office setting like a computer lab, switch the monitor cables so they do not go to the corresponding computer. You can do the same thing with the mouse and the keyboard as well.
[%%BREAK%%]Leave a message for a co worker that a "Mr. Bear" called. Leave the phone number for the city zoo.
[%%BREAK%%]Fill the office of your unsuspecting victim with inflated balloons. If it is a medical office, use rubber gloves instead.
[%%BREAK%%]After removing the files, turn the personal file cabinet of your victim upside down.
If you are in a hurry, turn it around so that it faces the wall.
[%%BREAK%%]Hide the chair of your intended victim. Most office chairs have wheels so they will move easily.
Good hiding places for chairs are stairwells, the opposite sex's bathroom, and of course the office of the boss.
[%%BREAK%%]Many office chairs have a lever underneath to adjust the height. Tie or tape (use a strong tape) the lever in the "ADJUST" setting. This will bring the chair to its highest position.
When the person sits in the chair it will unexpectedly drop to the lowest setting scaring your poor victim.
[%%BREAK%%]Most office chairs have a lever underneath to adjust the chair height. Go up to the intended victim and lift the lever with your foot. This will cause them to suddenly drop to the lowest setting.
[%%BREAK%%]Pour water on a fabric covered chair. Evenly cover the entire chair with water so that the color matches. When someone sits on the chair, they will not realize that something is wrong until their heiney is soaked.
[%%BREAK%%]Turn down the brightness and contrast on a monitor it the lowest visible settings. It is amazing, but most people will not try to adjust it. If they do adjust the settings back, keep adjusting the monitor every time they shut their computer down. They will start wondering why their monitor will not hold its settings.
[%%BREAK%%]Place a small piece of clear tape over the lever on the phone cradle that hangs up the call. When the phone rings and someone picks up the receiver, the phone will keep ringing.
[%%BREAK%%]Place a small piece of clear tape over the small ball on the mouse. This will keep the mouse ball from moving.
[%%BREAK%%]If you have someone that is a hunt and peck typist in your office, take a small screwdriver, or a car key and gently pry a few keys loose and swap the position of the keys.
[%%BREAK%%]Place an empty cardboard box in the workspace of a coworker. If they have a name tag, drop it in the box and replace their name with a bogus name.
The prank works really well with new hires out of college and interns.
[%%BREAK%%]If you have a sidewalk or a non-carpeted hallways you can see from your desk, by all means feel free to superglue a penny, nickel, dime or a quarter to the sidewalk. You will see people actually stoop to pick it up and work really hard to kick it loose. The prank is cheap and loads of fun.
Award yourself special points if you glue a Canadian Quarter and people actually fight to get it off the ground.
Take a bicycle lock or a chain and use it to lock people out of your office. Never lock anyone in an office! It could be a potential fire hazard.
[%%BREAK%%]Come in late one night and collect all of the nameplates in your office and redistribute them to another desk, preferably on another floor or building.
[%%BREAK%%]If you work for a large company and have an admin that has a cart that is clearly marked, "THIS CART IS FOR [put name here] DO NOT USE!" or something equally as silly? It doesn't seem fair that the cart gets stuck in the same place all the time. Take the cart on a journey to a faraway building.
[%%BREAK%%]Fill the desk drawers of your victim with packing peanuts.
[%%BREAK%%]Next time you change the bottles for the office water cooler, place a sterilized rubber snake into the bottle before you change the bottles. See how few people even notice.
[%%BREAK%%]Paint out some rubber cement and allow it to dry. Roll the cement into a small ball. This will sort of resemble a booger. Place the booger on a portrait of any famous people hanging around the office like the CEO or the President.
[%%BREAK%%]Grease a door handle or a railing. You can even use a individually wrapped tabs of butter that you get in restaurants for your lubricant. [%%BREAK%%]
This is a great way to pull a prank on one person, an entire parking garage or a neighborhood.
Take ordinary white granulated sugar and place pour it around the gas cap. spill a little on the ground and make it look obvious. You do not want to put a single grain in the tank. This prank works on the principal of fear, not destruction.
When your target sees the sugar, they will immediately suspect that some unscrupulous person poured sugar in their gas tank!
The beauty about this prank is no physical damage occurs to victims car. The worst thing that happens is that they get a tune-up, which in turn will cause their car to run better.
[%%BREAK%%]Air fresheners such as those little trees are wonderful if you slowly peel them open, but they are horrible if you peel them all the way open at once!
So that is exactly what you will do to your victim. Unpeel a tree or whatever you choose and hide it somewhere in their car. Wedge it under a seat, hide it in the dash, someplace where it is going to be hard to find.
Pine scented is particularly aromatic.
If you cannot unlock the car, slip it into a window or wedge it under the car.
[%%BREAK%%]Walk up to your victims car and let air out of one of their tires. Not all the air, just enough so it gets spongy.
Every time you walk by the car, let a little more air out of the tire. The idea is to make it seem like the victim has a slow leak in that tire.
Eventually the victim will take the car in and get the tire checked. Naturally, the tire will be fine.
Continue until you get tired of the gag.
[%%BREAK%%]Does it really chaf your hide when you see someone using handicap parking that is perfectly able to walk an extra 20 feet? Maybe they park in your assigned parking space repeatedly, leaving you with no option but to circle endlessly looking for a place to park. Would you like to get back at them?
Take nearly all of the air out of their tires. Don't leave them completely flat, just flat enough so that they have to drive to drive to a service station. 10 psi should do it.
[%%BREAK%%]Buy a locking gas cap.
Place it on your victims car.
Need we say more?
Most people don't top off as they go, they wait until they are almost out of gas before they refill.
Not to worry, there is only about 10 different keys for those gas caps, so the victim will most likely be able to get going after a slight delay.
They hope.
[%%BREAK%%]First off, this prank could get someone seriously killed
take a vial of hornet attractant (you can find it for hornet traps in any garden supply store) and pour it onto a cloth of some sort. Leave that cloth in a place you want the hornets to show up. Any place with any opening to the outdoors will work.
When the hornets pick up the scent, they will come from every direction. You can end up with ten or hundreds.
[%%BREAK%%]This prank is best reserved for someone you really do not like.
Take a container of talcum powder, flour, or even lots and lots of dust. You will also need a leaf blower or even a powerful vacuum like a shop vac.
Take a thin tagboard sheet like a box of Cheerios and use the tagboard to help place the powder as far under the door as you can. Unless of course you have a shop vac, then load the powder into the shop vac.
Fold the tagboard in half with a sharp crease and tape one end closed and one end to the nozzle. Stick the open end under the door and fire up the device! Work that nozzle back and forth and make sure you work that pile you shoved under the door and blow it all away.
Use the device to clean up as much evidence as you can outside the door so there is no sign what prank has been pulled.
The powder will cover everything. It's quite a mess and difficult to clean.
By the way, before you go through this whole set-up, check first to make sure the door is not in fact unlocked.
[%%BREAK%%]Man oh man do we hate junk mail! I don't need it and I get constantly annoyed by it. You can get off the lists, but it is hard, cumbersome and time consuming.
Instead of just sitting there, turn the junk mail into a prank.
The next time you get someone sending you a piece of mail asking for a contribution, take out the enclosed envelope and see if it says, "No Postage Necessary if mailed in the United States" These are the magic keys to the prank kingdom.
Take the junk mail you just received and stick it back into the enclosed envelope and mail it back. Don't bother being nice and neat about it either. If you shove the letter into an envelope and it tends to bulge out a bit, the post office will charge a higher rate for items that are thicker than 1/4 of an inch.
Is your stapler handy? Stick a few staples in the envelope. This ensures that someone has to take even more time to manually open it.
[%%BREAK%%]Find an object like a brick, a piece of wood or a box containing smelly fish and attach the envelope to the object using 2" wide clear tape. Make sure that sucker is well attached.
Now take the object to the nearest mailbox and send it on it's way. Due to postal regulations, packages over 1 lb. need to be taken to a postal agent to be mailed, but you can always drop it in a mail box and see what happens. What are they going to do, refuse to deliver it? According to the US Postal Service Web site, you could even mail a shrub or a tree. For more information, visit http://pe.usps.gov/.
This same prank can be used on banks, credit card offers, political parties, annoying charities, you name it. The best or worst thing is that the materials to pull off this prank could very well be in your mailbox right now.
[%%BREAK%%]When making a bed, fold the top sheet in half so that it goes halfway down, then tuck it in like you would if the sheet went all the way to the bottom.
When the victim crawls into bed, they can only get about halfway into bed.
[%%BREAK%%]Go to your bathroom and unscrew the shower head. Use a 9" Crescent wrench to loosen the shower head.
Trim bits of Ivory soap and stick them into the shower pipe leading into the wall. Add as much as you can.
Screw the shower head back in place and wait for the next person to shower. You may want to use teflon tape to keep it from leaking.
Most people will turn on the shower and wait until the temperature is correct before they get in. They will come up with quite a surprise when they see they have a tub or stall full of bubbles.
[%%BREAK%%]Go to your bathroom and unscrew the shower head. Use a 9" Crescent wrench to loosen the shower head.
take a slice of bread and shove this into the pipe ahead of the boullion cubes. This will keep any dripping water from disintigrating the cubes too soon.
Place a few boullion cubes into the pipe leading into the wall.
[%%BREAK%%]Take a bicycle lock or a chain and use it to lock up an office or a store. Heck, lock up yourown office.
Never lock anyone in an office! It could be a potential fire hazard.
[%%BREAK%%]Take some vaseline or a tab of butter and grease the railing.
Tabs of butter can be found in most restaurants. Next time you have lunch, order a few for the road.
[%%BREAK%%]Print up signs leading to a garage sale at your victims house. Prints up lots of them with big letters announcing the garage sale starts at 7:00 AM and goes until 7 PM.
Post the signs around the neighborhood of your victim the night before the sale.
If you are really smart, use someone elses car.
[%%BREAK%%]Dump a bottle of Ivory liquid dish soap into a public fountain. Come back in about 10 minutes to see the glory of your handiwork.
Even more insideous is a few bars of Ivory soap dropped in the water return. The soap will slowly dissolve and be a lingering nuisance. Both ideas also work very well in a hot tub.
Please do not attempt this prank if any living creature resides in the water.
[%%BREAK%%]Dump a bottle of Ivory liquid dish soap into a toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an amazing amount of bubbles.
Or, remove the cap from the bottle and place the whole bottle umpside down in the tank so that the contents will empty out and the bubbles will linger over repeated flushes.
[%%BREAK%%]Get a picture of something questionable in taste or blatantly sexual. You know, something you wouldn't want to be caught staring at.
Tape the picture to the inside of an elevator door using a very strong clear tape. Make sure the darn thing is really hard to remove. Add the doors always opening and closing and you have a difficult to remove item that people will see only when the doors close.
Ride the elevator for a while and enjoy the fruits of your labor.
[%%BREAK%%]Place a block of dry ice in the urinal. it will smoke away and cause the bathroom to look very spooky.
You can drop it in a toilet as well, but the toilet can be easily flushed which causes the dry ice to go down the drain. Still, it is a great effect that does not last as long as the urinal, but plenty of fun.
Dry ice can be purchased from dry ice manufacturers or obtained at fish markets.
[%%BREAK%%]Have you ever walked by a public pay phone and heard it ringing? No use letting such a golden opportunity to go by, put it to good use!
Pick up the phone and in your most stressed out and nervous voice, say something like this:
"Look, I have the $20,000.00 in small unmarked bills. Now dammit, when do I get my kid back?"
If the person on the other end starts to stammer or goes silent, don't stop to listen to what they will say, just power on through with something like this:
"Dammit, quit toying with me! Listen, I have done everything you said and I have not contacted the police! I just want my kid back! Hello? Hello?"
Then hang up the phone and walk away.
By the way, everyone at Planet Wally considers kidnapping a terrible crime. We do not advocate kidnapping or paying ransoms, just messing with people that call pay phones.
[%%BREAK%%]This one could get you in hot water!
Create a flyer for a sex offender and scan a photo of a coworker and place it on the flyer. Distribute the flyer around the company or neighborhood.
A favorite caption to use is:
Wanted for Excessive Mastication
[%%BREAK%%]Superglue a nickel in the coin return of a vending machine. Enjoy watching very well off people attempting to pry loose a stupid nickel that was never rightfully theirs to begin with.
You can also glue a nickel to the floor in front of the vending machines as well.
[%%BREAK%%]Call up someone and pretend to work for Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream using your best radio DJ voice and say,
"Hi, I'm calling from Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream and if you can name 31 ice cream flavors in the next 31 seconds, we will pay you $31.00! Are you ready? ... Go!
[wait a few seconds]
Oh I am sorry, you are out of time!"
Then hang up the phone.
Chances are your caller will sputter and desperately try to name one or even two flavors.
Remember, many people have caller ID and have last number recall, so if you want to be anonymous, remember to block the call before you dial.
[%%BREAK%%]Does it really chaf your hide when you see someone using handicap parking that is perfectly able to walk an extra 20 feet? Maybe they park in your assigned parking space repeatedly, leaving you with no option but to circle endlessly looking for a place to park. Would you like to get back at them?
Take nearly all of the air out of their tires. Don't leave them completely flat, just flat enough so that they have to drive to drive to a service station. 10 psi should do it.
[%%BREAK%%]The next time you get pulled over by a cop and he asks to see some ID, just look them in the eye, waive your hand and say, "There aren't the droids you're looking for."
If you really want to test the patience of the officer, recite the whole text:
You don't need to see my identification.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Move along.
Heck, you were going to get the ticket anyway, you might as well have fun while the officer writes the ticket.
[%%BREAK%%]Run into a firehouse and yell out, "theatre! theatre!" then run away.
Childish? Yes. But hey, the firefighters love it.
[%%BREAK%%]Go to your local home and garden center and load up on carrot seeds. Then when the coast is clear, sprinkle the seeds on the lawn of your intended victim. I always feel a smiley face beats spelling out, "BUTTHEAD", but I'll leave it to you to decide how mean you want to be.
At first nothing will happen. The seeds need to germinate. Then come springtime or if it is summertime, a few weeks after sprinkling, the seeds will start to grow. The carrots are a different shade of green than the grass and they have a different shape of leaf so they really stand out.
The best thing is that you cannot sprinkle weed killer on the carrots because the only weed killers that work on a lawn are for broad leaf plants and carrots are narrow leaf. The only way to get rid of them is to pick them one by one.
The good news is that once they pick them, your victim ends up with a tasty snack, so not all is bad.
Some other suggested patterns are: CLASS OF [FILL IN YEAR], a school logo, motto, a company logo, a competitors logo or a crop circle.
[%%BREAK%%]Gather a large quantity of dirty cigarette butts.
Place them on a desk of someone that would never smoke.
[%%BREAK%%]Check your victims kitchen. Do they have a bottle of ketchup? Do they have a bottle of Tabasco sauce or another hot sauce?
Mix in the Tabasco into the ketchup.
[%%BREAK%%]Buy a locking gas cap.
Place it on your victims car.
Need we say more?
Most people don't top off as they go, they wait until they are almost out of gas before they refill.
Not to worry, there is only about 10 different keys for those gas caps, so the victim will most likely be able to get going after a slight delay.
They hope.
[%%BREAK%%]Does it really chaf your hide when you see someone using handicap parking that is perfectly able to walk an extra 20 feet? Maybe they park in your assigned parking space repeatedly, leaving you with no option but to circle endlessly looking for a place to park. Would you like to get back at them?
Take nearly all of the air out of their tires. Don't leave them completely flat, just flat enough so that they have to drive to drive to a service station. 10 psi should do it.
[%%BREAK%%]Walk up to your victims car and let air out of one of their tires. Not all the air, just enough so it gets spongy.
Every time you walk by the car, let a little more air out of the tire. The idea is to make it seem like the victim has a slow leak in that tire.
Eventually the victim will take the car in and get the tire checked. Naturally, the tire will be fine.
Continue until you get tired of the gag.
[%%BREAK%%]Air fresheners such as those little trees are wonderful if you slowly peel them open, but they are horrible if you peel them all the way open at once!
So that is exactly what you will do to your victim. Unpeel a tree or whatever you choose and hide it somewhere in their car. Wedge it under a seat, hide it in the dash, someplace where it is going to be hard to find.
Pine scented is particularly aromatic.
If you cannot unlock the car, slip it into a window or wedge it under the car.
[%%BREAK%%]This is a great way to pull a prank on one person, an entire parking garage or a neighborhood.
Take ordinary white granulated sugar and place pour it around the gas cap. spill a little on the ground and make it look obvious. You do not want to put a single grain in the tank. This prank works on the principal of fear, not destruction.
When your target sees the sugar, they will immediately suspect that some unscrupulous person poured sugar in their gas tank!
The beauty about this prank is no physical damage occurs to victims car. The worst thing that happens is that they get a tune-up, which in turn will cause their car to run better.
[%%BREAK%%]"Air pressure is a right, not a privilage."
— Danger Ranger
What's the fastest way to give someone a flat tire? Pull the valve stem.
Forget pressing the air inlet or puncturing the tires with a knife, the first method is slow and the second is darn near impossible.
Pulling the valve stem is quick and easy. All it requires is a pair of needle-nosed pliers.
If you have the time, re-screw the center pin and replace the cap. This will help hide how the tire went flat in the first place.
[%%BREAK%%]All that is required for this viscious prank is a flat bladed screwdriver and a real mean streak.
Unscrew the license plates from your victims car. Grab the front and the back plates.
Technically, you cannot drive a car without plates, so the victims car is legally undriveable. They can get a temporary permit, but unless you return the plates (and you really should), they have to get new plates from the state which is a pain.
You can always stash the plates someplace where the victim will easily locate them.
[%%BREAK%%]Ah yes, an oldie, but a goody.
It's so simple. Walk up to your intended victims car. Place a little peanut butter on the inside of a lever style handle. You know, the ones you lift up on as opposed to pushing a button.
Wipe up any excess so that you cannot see any peanut butter on the handle.
[%%BREAK%%]First off, this prank could get someone seriously killed
take a vial of hornet attractant (you can find it for hornet traps in any garden supply store) and pour it onto a cloth of some sort. Leave that cloth in a place you want the hornets to show up. Any place with any opening to the outdoors will work.
When the hornets pick up the scent, they will come from every direction. You can end up with ten or hundreds.
[%%BREAK%%]Take Alaska Fish Fertilizer -- one of the most vile smelling substance on the planet and pour it into the air intake on a car. The smell permiates every bit of the car. It is so bad that the car is rendered undriveable.
You can also pour this into just about any air intake for a church, a school or an office.
[%%BREAK%%]Is your company about to ask you to "seek other opportunities" (fire you)?
Are you looking for one last way to let your landlord know they were horrible?
Looking to strike back at a car rental agency for a little bait and switch?
Would you like to get back at a soon-to-be former love interest?
Have we got a prank for you!
Buy some fish and place it in a tray. You can even drop in a trout with scales and everything. Hide the fish behind a drawer or behind a ceiling tile, in a wheel well, under a bed. Someplace where it will not be discovered right away.
In a few days, nature will start to exact your revenge. The smell will begin permeating the room, but it will be very hard to locate the source of the smell.
[%%BREAK%%]Take a nice box and place a sheep head inside (you can get one from a butcher). include plastic forks and festive party napkins. Place a party hat on the head while you are at it.
Leave the box at the dooorstep of your intended victim. Ringing the bell is optional.
[%%BREAK%%]First off, never do this prank if there is a danger of trapping someone in a room.
Take a can of expanding polystyrene foam and squirt it under a door that opens into a room. The foam will expand and harden creating a very difficult to dislodge doorstop.
If the door has weather stripping along the bottom, take a screwdriver and gently lift the skirt so you can squirt under it. The great thing about the weather stripping is that it keeps the foam contained on the far side making it harder to figure out why the door will not budge.
If you can get access to the other side of the door, use some clear plastic tape to seal the crack under the door to prevent it from seeping out and being noticed. While you are at it, seal the hinges and any cracks around the door.
The foam can be chipped away, but it is a very messy job.
[%%BREAK%%]Take a can of expanding polystyrene foam and either some plywood, a small bucket, a few 2x4 boards and secure them directly under the hole for the outhouse. Use duct tape to secure the item. Just make sure you fill up most of the void.
Next, squirt expanding polystyrene foam into the hole. Cover the inside rim, the boards, between the boards & around the rim so it will harden into a very solid plug. If you leave the seat down, it will be really difficult to remove the plug later.
As a final touch, drop a roll of toilet paper on top of the foam. Think of it as a cherry on top of your foam pie.
It takes about an hour for the foam to harden. It is very goopy until it does and that goop can end up making a worse mess than the foam until it dries. Once it is dry, the foam can be chipped away, but it is a very messy job.
Special bonus:
If you really want to be difficult, run a bead around the door and close it.
As if it needs to be said, this following prank is very illegal. It is only listed here for a cheap laugh. Don't try it.
Anyone that smokes pot is going to end up with a few seeds laying about. It's like popcorn kernels. If you eat lots of popcorn at your home, you will find a few scattered about on occasion.
Face it, if you are in possession of seeds, that could be grown into a plant and growing is generally a crime as well. You could be charge with intent to distribute or some other crazy law. So what do you do with the seeds?
Plant them in your neighbors yard, what else?
Just toss a few into your neighbors lovely flower bed. By the time they sprout and grow into a plant they can recognize, they will either mess their pants or thank their lucky stars. Either way, they will be too busy to hassle you about your trash can lid not being secure or some silly offense like that.
[%%BREAK%%]Most people do not know that itching powder is usually nothing more than fiberglass dust. It's quite nasty, but for the most part harmless.
I learned about how itchy fiberglass is when I was a kid at a wedding. The adults did not want us to bothering them, so we decided to play on the nice fluffy rolls of insulation we found laying about in an unfinished room. By the time we figured out we were itching because of the fiberglass, we were going out of our minds. We didn't have any clothes to change into and it was a very long ride home in the car.
A small chunk of fiberglass will most likely disintegrate and make it's way into the lint trap. Well, most of it will. Small invisible shards will work their way into the victims clothing and make their lives a living hell.
Especially if it takes a while for them to figure out why the clothes itch, which clothes are infected and who added the fiberglass in the first place.
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