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George Bush Prank

Up until very recently, if you went to a search engine like http://www.google.com and typed in "dumb motherfucker" you would find a link to the George Bush Web store. For more details, check out www.hugedisk.com.

Well due to legal action by George Bush and company, Web sites such as Google were forced to change their search engines so they did not display a link to George Bush any longer. Instead, I believe a Web page featuring Rush Limbaugh pops up instead.

It seems a shame that people might end up getting lost when looking for the George Bush Web site, so we want to remedy this. We have created a simple Web page you can stick on your own Web site to help lead people to the correct dumb motherfucker.

How does this work?

The technology is really simple. You ftp this page onto your Web site and as search engines spider your site (they do it all the time), they will make a note of a description tag in the code that says dumb motherfucker and George Bush.

When people click on the link and go to the page on your Web site, they will be automatically redirected to http://www.georgebush.com. That way nobody gets lost.

How do I do this?

Follow the easy directions below.

  1. Copy the code you see below from here:

    <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">

    <html>
    <head>
    <title>George Bush | One dumb motherfucker</title>
    <!-- Start of meta_title -->
    <meta name="description" content="George Bush Web site. The number one dumb motherfucker in the world">
    <meta name="Keywords" CONTENT="dumb, motherfucker, President, George, W, Bush, Dubya, George Dubya Bush, dumb motherfucker">
    <META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
    <META HTTP-EQUIV="CONTENT-LANGUAGE" CONTENT="en-US">
    <META NAME="revisit-after" CONTENT="5 days">
    <META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="ALL">
    <META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" CONTENT="5; URL=http://www.georgebush.com">
    <!-- End of meta_title -->
    </head>

    <body bgcolor="#99cccc">
    <!--Start Border table-->
    <table width="600" border="4" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bordercolor="#000000">
    <tr>
    <td bgcolor="#ffffff">

    <!--#include virtual="/index_title.shtml" -->

    <!-- Start Content Table -->
    <table width="600" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr>
    <td width=30> </td>
    <td width=540><br>
    <!--Content start-->
    <div align="center">
    <h2>George Bush</h2>
    </div>

    <p> Hello. If you are looking for the George Bush Web site, you should try the link below. </p>

    <p align="center" class="small"> <b><a href="http://www.georgebush.com">www.georgebush.com</a></b> </p>

    <FONT COLOR="#ffffff">George Bush is one dumb motherfucker.</FONT>

    <br><br>
    <!--Content end-->
    </td>
    <td width=30> </td> </tr>
    </table>
    <!--End Content table-->
    </td>
    </tr>
    </table>
    <!--End Border table-->
    <!--copyright 2001 by Wally Glenn. For more pranks, visit www.gwally.com/pranks/-->
    </body>
    </html>


    To here.

  2. Paste the code into SimpleText or Notepad.

  3. Save this page as "georgebush.html"

  4. Using an ftp program, upload this page to your Web site. You can place it anywhere you like.

  5. As your Web site gets spidered by Web engines like Google and Yahoo, the magic starts to work. Eventually the key words "dumb motherfucker" will bring up hundreds of Web pages just like yours. All of them will redirect to www.georgebush.com.

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