Do you have a roommate who is one of those body building freaks? Some of those guys can be real assholes. Since they have muscles on their side and if you are like us and you hate uber wedgies, you need to find a creative way to strike back.

Take some cheap laxative pills and crush them into a fine powder. If you don't have a pistil, you can use a wooden spoon or heck a hammer. 15-20 ought to do it.

Pour the smashed pills and pour them into his Joe Weider can and mix it in.

A few hours later, Arnold Jr will be racked with a bad case of gas. Not to mention the bad diarrhea.